PROFITZOMBIES

Resurrect Your ROI: Marketing That Won't Stay Dead

Pay-per-lead, brain-hungry AI follow-up, and iron-clad sales systems—because your marketing deserves a second life.

Marketing expert speaking to an engaged audience

1500+

Active Clients

$250M+

Revenue Generated

98%

Client Retention

15+

Years Experience

Reanimate Your Growth

Proprietary technology that powers success for practices and enterprises alike.

Advanced Analytics

Real-time dashboards reveal exactly which ads, scripts, and follow-ups create revenue.

Multi-Channel Integration

Connect every touchpoint—ads, SMS, email, phone—for a single, trackable patient journey.

Audience Intelligence

Predictive targeting locates high-value prospects for weight loss, aesthetics, and beyond.

Performance Optimization

AI tunes campaigns and messaging daily to squeeze every ounce of ROI.

Compliance & Security

HIPAA-ready safeguards and enterprise-grade encryption keep your data protected.

Scalable Infrastructure

Cloud architecture proven on 1,600+ clinics and nearly one-million patient records.

Marketing With Bite

Tailored programs that bolt onto your existing operation.

Performance Marketing

100% results-based services with no retainers—you only pay for actual outcomes.

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Body Contouring Ads

Fill your schedule with prepaid red-light leads who already paid $37–$164.

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Sales Training

Turn front-desk staff into confident closers with our 18-page manual & live drills.

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Systems & SOP Development

Bullet-proof processes so nothing slips through the cracks as you scale.

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AI Lead Nurturing

Lead Slayer AI follows up for 60 days and books appointments 24/7.

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Enterprise Solutions

Custom enterprise-grade marketing solutions for multi-location businesses.

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Grave-to-Cradle ROI

Estimate the upside of our performance-based marketing engine.

Input Parameters
Adjust the values to calculate your potential ROI
$2,000
57
Based on a fixed cost of $35 per lead (info-lead / appointment-lead blend)
$1,800
30%
ROI Summary
Based on your inputs
Monthly Ad Spend$2,000
Cost per Lead$35
Total Leads57 leads
Expected Conversions17 clients
Expected Revenue$30,600
Net Profit$28,600
Return on Investment
1430%
Projected Annual Impact
Annual Revenue$367,200
Annual Cost$24,000
Annual Profit$343,200

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