FILL YOUR
PRACTICE.
FAST.
Patient acquisition for medspas, chiropractors, and aesthetic practices. Proven strategies that deliver real patients.
FREE STRATEGY CALL →Trusted by leading practices
Healthcare Marketing Specialists
Generic agencies don't understand your market.
We work exclusively with medspas, chiropractors, and aesthetic practices. We know your patients, your competition, and what actually works.
No guesswork. No wasted budget.
Just patients.
150K+
Patients Acquired
847%
Average ROAS
$20M+
Revenue Generated
500+
Active Practices
WHAT WE DO
SOCIAL MEDIA ADS
3.2x
Avg ROAS
Targeted Facebook & Instagram campaigns that fill your appointment book with qualified patients.
GOOGLE PPC
47%
Lower CPA
Capture high-intent searches when patients are actively looking for your services.
PAY-PER-LEAD
$0
Upfront Cost
Zero risk model. You only pay for qualified leads that match your ideal patient profile.
RED LIGHT CONTOURING
90%+
Show Rate
Pre-paid patient acquisition with 90%+ show rates. 100% performance-based pricing.
EMAIL MARKETING
38%
Open Rate
Nurture sequences that turn cold leads into booked appointments and repeat patients.
TEXT MARKETING
98%
Open Rate
SMS campaigns with 98% open rates. Reminders, promotions, and reactivation sequences.
"WE WENT FROM STRUGGLING TO FILL OUR SCHEDULE TO A 3-WEEK WAITLIST. ABSOLUTE GAME-CHANGERS."
DR. LAWRENCE RESTIERI
MEDICAL DIRECTOR, THE VILLAGES HEALTH CENTER
HOW IT WORKS
DISCOVERY CALL
We learn your practice, goals, and ideal patient profile
CUSTOM STRATEGY
We build a tailored marketing plan for your specific services
LAUNCH CAMPAIGNS
We deploy high-converting ads across the right channels
OPTIMIZE & SCALE
We continuously improve performance and grow your results
CLIENT RESULTS
"We started noticing an increase in engagement and inquiries since the launch. We constantly receive compliments on how professional it looks. This is the team to go with."
Parveen Bhardwaj
Owner, PUR Life Medical
"I've had patients tell me they can't wait to click the button to get my services. Profit Zombies met every criterion I had for a marketing company — the support and kindness of their team is fantastic."
Dr. Julee Hafner
Owner, IR Wellness
"Their entire team made it seamless to get everything transferred to a new site. We rank much higher now in organic searches, and we just received our first website referral."
Dr. Kirby Perrault
Owner, Perrault Chiropractic
WHY PROFIT ZOMBIES?
NO LONG-TERM CONTRACTS
Month-to-month agreements. Stay because we deliver results, not because you're locked in.
HEALTHCARE SPECIALISTS
We only work with healthcare and medspa businesses. We know your market inside and out.
TRANSPARENT REPORTING
Real-time dashboards show exactly where every dollar goes and what it produces.
PROVEN TRACK RECORD
500+ practices trust us to deliver. Our results speak for themselves.
READY TO FILL
YOUR SCHEDULE?
Book a free 30-minute strategy call. We'll analyze your current marketing and show you exactly how to get more patients.