+312% revenue in 6 months
“We started noticing an increase in engagement and inquiries since the launch. We constantly receive compliments on how professional it looks. This is the team to go with.”
Parveen Bhardwaj
Owner, PUR Life Medical
Patient acquisition
Fill your practice with patients fast.
We work exclusively with health and wellness practices. We know your patients, your competition, and what converts a click into a booked appointment — across Google, Meta, pay-per-lead, websites, email, and text.
No long-term contractsNo wasted budgetPerformance options available
The numbers — across 500+ practices
150K+
Patients Acquired
847%
Average ROAS
$20M+
Revenue Generated
500+
Active Practices
Why specialization matters
Healthcare marketing is not generic marketing.
A patient is not a shopper. An appointment is not a checkout. The agency running ads for a sneaker brand on Monday should not be running your practice on Tuesday.
We work with medspas, chiropractors, dentists, orthodontists, aesthetic and regenerative practices — and no one else. That focus is the whole point.
“We know your patients, your competition, and what actually works.”
Our position, in one sentence
Trusted by leading practices
What we do
Six services, one team
013.2x avg. ROAS
SOCIAL MEDIA ADS
Targeted Facebook & Instagram campaigns that fill your appointment book with qualified patients.
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0247% lower CPA
GOOGLE PPC
Capture high-intent searches when patients are actively looking for your services.
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03$0 upfront cost
PAY-PER-LEAD
Zero risk model. You only pay for qualified leads that match your ideal patient profile.
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0490%+ show rate
RED LIGHT CONTOURING
Pre-paid patient acquisition with 90%+ show rates. 100% performance-based pricing.
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0538% open rate
EMAIL MARKETING
Nurture sequences that turn cold leads into booked appointments and repeat patients.
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0698% open rate
TEXT MARKETING
SMS campaigns with 98% open rates. Reminders, promotions, and reactivation sequences.
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From our clients
“We went from struggling to fill our schedule to a three-week waitlist. Absolute game-changers.”
Dr. Lawrence Restieri
Medical Director, The Villages Health Center
How it works — Four steps
I.
DISCOVERY CALL
We learn your practice, goals, and ideal patient profile.
II.
CUSTOM STRATEGY
We build a tailored marketing plan for your specific services.
III.
LAUNCH CAMPAIGNS
We deploy high-converting ads across the right channels.
IV.
OPTIMIZE & SCALE
We continuously improve performance and grow your results.
Client results
Real practices, real numbers
47 new patients / month
“I've had patients tell me they can't wait to click the button to get my services. Profit Zombies met every criterion I had for a marketing company.”
Dr. Julee Hafner
Owner, IR Wellness
Ranking higher consistently
“Their entire team made it seamless to get everything transferred to a new site. We rank much higher now in organic searches, and we just received our first website referral.”
Dr. Kirby Perrault
Owner, Perrault Chiropractic
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to grow.
Book a free 30-minute strategy call. We'll analyze your current marketing and show you exactly how to get more patients.
No long-term contractsMonth to month, always