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Sales Training: Infectious Closing Skills960,000+ Patients Processed. 1,600 Clinics Trained. Your Team Is Next.

Transform your front desk into confident closers with our contagious sales techniques that spread throughout your team.

Sales Training Session

Why Clinics Choose Profit Zombies Sales Training

Data You Can Trust

Scripts, frameworks, and rebuttals forged in nearly one-million real patient encounters.

15-Minute Manual. Lifetime Results.

Your team digests our entire Weight-Loss Sales Training Manual in one coffee break, then keeps it at the desk for instant reference.

Complete Patient Journey

We train three critical zones: Processing, Pre-Frame, Close. No step—or revenue opportunity—left to chance.

Role-Play to Mastery

Live drills, call recordings, and judgment-free feedback multiply conversion rates in weeks, not months.

Monthly Tune-Ups Included

Market shifts? New objection? Hop on our open Q&A call and leave with the fix.

What You Get

DeliverableOutcome
Weight-Loss Sales Training Manual (18 pages)A ready-to-use playbook covering mindset, objection triage, power scripts & micro-commitments.
Live 2-Hour Kick-Off WorkshopYour whole team aligns on goals, language, and the exact close timeline (visit-2).
Weekly Conversion CallsOngoing coaching to crush new obstacles before they cost you sales.
Spouse-Proof ToolkitProven micro-commitment sequence that handles the "I-need-to-ask-my-partner" stall.
Money Objection MatrixThree value-framing pivots that make $3k–$5k packages feel like a bargain.
Lifetime Portal AccessUpdated scripts, video breakdowns, and win-tracking dashboards 24/7.

Our Process

1

Audit

Secret-shop your current calls & consults.

2

Workshop

Deliver the manual, rehearse every key line, and assign role-play partners.

3

Deploy

Staff uses the scripts on live patients the same day.

4

Refine

Weekly coaching + KPI review until 30–50% close rate is your new norm.

Results Our Clients Report

+22%

Show-to-Close Lift

In 60 days

$3,400 → $4,800

Average Package Value

After scripted price anchoring

"Feels like second nature"

Staff Confidence

Within three weeks of drills

Frequently Asked

Do we need salespeople?

No. We turn front-desk and tech staff into confident closers.

Is the manual generic?

It's vertical-specific—written for cash weight-loss & contouring programs only.

How long before we see ROI?

Most offices recoup training cost with the first two closed packages.

Ready to Weaponize Your Team's Words?